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May 30, 2006

That girl who flew in her poor friends to see how rich she was now really WAS awful

I just had a very surreal experience.

I was flipping channels and noticed that Anderson Cooper is filling in for Regis on the Regis and Kelly show, and I found that amusing enough that I decided to stop and watch the intro to the show. At first, it was pretty normal... And then Anderson and Kelly started talking about the show My Super Sweet Sixteen.

And Anderson started recapping the episodes for Kelly.

What?

Now, I don't know that much about Anderson Cooper. I've seen a few minutes of his show here and there. I've seen him on other people's talk shows. I have a general feeling for who he is. So maybe it's not that bizarre that he would know details about various episodes of My Super Sweet Sixteen, but it sure struck me as completely odd.

Some days, I wonder if I woke up in a parallel universe, or if it's really still 1997 and I'm dreaming all of this... The world is just too weird to be real. But I don't think my brain could have made this world up.

Posted to Mindless Entertainment at 09:19 AM | Comments (3)

May 26, 2006

dress to impress

Today I'm reading Kristy and the Baby Parade, which I remember as being one of my least favorite BSC books ever. And so far, that memory seems warranted. It's boring. I've been trying to speed-read through it (although to be honest, the next book, Mary Anne Misses Logan, isn't exactly a favorite of mine either) but it feels like it's taking forever.

But I just read something that made it all worth it.

See, one of my favorite elements of the BSC books was always when they described Claudia's clothing. I never noticed as a kid that they said things like "on anyone else, that would look stupid, but on Claudia, it looked great." All I knew was that Claudia was COOL and ARTISTIC and dressed WILDLY. And as I've been rereading these books, I've been cracking up at all the clothes and wondering why I thought they were so cool.

This book, though, has my favorite outfit in it. My VERY favorite. I remember reading about it and trying to recreate it and drawing it and loving it to death. So what was this magical outfit?

An oversized red button-down shirt with big black buttons, green leggings with white tie-dyed streaks (I always pictured those ribbed leggings that were really popular in the late 80s, for some reason--green with white stripes that looked like rings around her legs. I think I knew someone with pants like that.), and earrings that looked like watermelon slices. Because she was a WATERMELON.

How hot is that?

Posted to Books & Nostalgia at 11:30 AM | Comments (1)

May 25, 2006

How long can you spend wondering who stole Jessi's toe shoes?

I'm bored.

I'm sure it's been nice not hearing me complain about that for the last couple of weeks, but now I'm bored again.

Our apartment is about as packed as it's going to get until a week from tomorrow, when we load up the car. Lauren's spending more time in her office than usual this week wrapping everything up. All I have to keep me company are my Baby-Sitters Club books.

I'm even caught up on all my email for once.

Entertain me?

Posted to Miscellaneous at 11:58 AM | Comments (2)

May 22, 2006

My laptop just doesn't go that loud

I just realized I'm a big ole genius.

All year I've been waiting for the day when I could play music as loudly as I wanted without bothering anyone. That was one of my favorite parts about living in our last apartment--loud, loud music.

Today would have been the day I could finally turn it up to full volume.

But we sold the stereo yesterday. Oops.

Posted to Miscellaneous at 02:49 PM | Comments (1)

Deja Vu

Right now I'm making frozen organic macaroni that specific says "Do not bake in toaster oven" in the toaster oven. I'm a rebel.

Oberlin is a different place today than it was 24 hours ago. The last of students--except for one senior and one RA--have checked out of our building. The commencement workers are preparing to move to their new rooms. Everyone else is gone. This isn't permanent; on Friday all the parents and alumni arrive and will surely be at least as loud as, if not louder than, the students we've been living with all year. But I don't care.

I've never been here for senior week before. At the end of my own senior year, I was a huge rush to get out of here. I was finishing away, since I had 8 credits left due to having taken a semester off my junior year, so I wasn't walking. I had no interest in a day at Cedar Point and buses to the Flats and ironic keggers in the freshman dorm. I just wanted to leave.

I don't regret missing senior week, although I wish I had known that I could have petitioned to walk at graduation. But it's weird to be here for the graduation of the students who were freshmen when I was a senior.

We're more than halfway done packing. By the end of this week, I expect that all we'll have left is the last minute stuff, like the bathroom. We can leave as soon as a week from Saturday, if we want to. And we might.

I don't like feeling guilty about wanting to rush out of here. I don't like feeling like I'm back in college and I'm in such a hurry to blow out of Oberlin that it's likely that I'm missing out on things. I don't like feeling like I haven't changed at all in the 3 years since I graduated. I know I have, but today, right this minute, I feel familiar and ugly.

Thank goodness I'm going home to a good therapist.

Posted to Oberlin at 11:40 AM | Comments (2)

May 20, 2006

My brain works like this entry

Link time. I'll keep it short and sweet this time around.

  • This has been plastered all over just about every site I read, but I have to share anyway, on the off chance that someone who reads deliciously.org hasn't seen it yet. This summer, Hasbro is releasing Eau de Play Doh (produced by Demeter). And I'm serious when I say I'll be buying some. I truly LOVE the scent of Play Doh. Also, while I'm at it, perhaps I'll check out some other scents from Demeter--some of my favorites are Paperback Book, Dirt, and Landromat. I have no interest, however, in checking out their Funeral Parlor scent.

  • I'm not only a huge Gilmore Girls fan, I was also a true little nerd as a kid, so when Rory came across her Hug a World when cleaning out the garage, all I could think was how much I wished I had had a huggable globe as kid. Maybe I couldn't, but my kid sure will. A company in Australia is selling the Hug a Planet, which does not look nearly as plush and lovable as Rory's, but seems like a good second choice.

  • Some random weird guy has issued a challenge to create an earth sandwich. It involves putting a piece of bread on the ground and then finding someone at the exact opposite side of the world to do the same, using the find the opposite tool. Unfortunately, for anyone in the continental US, the exact opposite is the Indian Ocean, but it's still a fun toy. Plus, you can listen to his message about this, which is pretty lame but includes a fun little "if the earth were a sandwich" song.

  • For some reason, it really annoys me when people link to stupid videos on YouTube. Everyone seems to have a favorite stupid video. Not me. I hate those stupid videos.....Until now. Now I have a favorite, too, and I have to share it. 10 Things I Hate About Commandments, a trailer for the teenybopper version of the original 10 Commandments movie. Heh.

  • Apparently, Minneapolis drivers are the nicest drivers on the road. While I normally welcome any positive press for my beloved city, this time, I have one thing to say: HA! They're certainly nicer than Connecticut drivers, and about a BILLION times nicer than Philadelphia drivers, but the nicest? Hardly. Just try merging in Minneapolis and then tell me they're the nicest. That's one area that rural northeast Ohio has Minneapolis beat.

  • I think I've made it clear by now that I'm a little obsessed with names. The SSA recently released the name statistics for 2005, so some of my favorite websites have been going a little wild. The Baby Name Wizard Blog, for instance, listed the fastest growing names of 2005 (Talan, really?? That many Laguna Beach watching folk are having babies?). As fascinating as that is to me, though, one thing this week amused me even more. The New York Times ran an article (login required, sorry) about how the name Neveah has become more popular than the names Sara, Amanda, or Vanessa. Neveah. As in "heaven" spelled backwards. The best part of this article? It's title is And if It's a Boy, Will It Be Lleh? Ha! That rocks.

  • Remember when I posted about those girls who got arrested for creating a life-sized Mario game? This week, the same thing appeared here on the Oberlin campus. Sadly, I didn't get to see it myself. But it did help me find the official instructional website. I love it.

    Posted to Links at 11:13 PM | Comments (2)

    May 18, 2006

    I deserve a medal.

    I am a packing goddess. Worship me.

    I finally got over myself and quit my whining and started packing. I rearranged the living room so that our furniture takes up less space, and now we have a little place to put boxes. I also emptied out the clothes I want to pack well in advance from my closet and moved everything I want to leave out for awhile to one side so that I could block in my closet door, and now we have a good little chunk of space there. That seems to have been enough to motivate me, and I've become a packing machine.

    So far I've packed up all those clothes, nearly all of our board games, our entire bookcase (all 9+ boxes of books), most of the junk cluttering up my corner of our bedroom, and a box of fragile tchotchkes. Plus, I'm going to take credit for two rubbermaid bins that were already packed. So that's a total of 17 boxes.

    Plus, I finally got around to copying all my old clips of RENT on the news and on talk shows and in live concerts onto DVD.

    Of course, the negative of getting all this done is that my hypoglycemic self hasn't had anything to eat other than a couple oreos, and my blood sugar level isn't very happy. Oops.

    Posted to Miscellaneous at 03:57 PM | Comments (1)

    May 15, 2006

    Motivation to pack

    There are a lot of reasons I'm looking forward to our next living situation--among them are less noise, a chance to get back to work, seeing friends and family--but today, the biggest thing on my mind is that we'll have a freezer big enough for me to keep ice cubes around. Really. That's the thing I'm rejoicing about today.

    I can't imagine a summer of homemade iced tea without ice cubes.

    Posted to Minnesota at 12:42 PM | Comments (2)

    May 14, 2006

    because challenges are only challenges the first time around

    Holy cow. I hate moving. I really forgot how much I hate moving, which is surprising considering that it's only been 10 months since our last horrific move.

    We've been back in Oberlin for about a week now, which means that our packing SHOULD be about 1/4 done. But it's not. It took me three days to make myself start calling a bunch of moving companies to price out options. It took us until Thursday night to buy packing tape so that we could start. And it took me until today to finally haul out all the boxes we saved from our last move.

    In the four hours since I got those boxes out, I've packed two boxes. Two boxes full of stuff that I had already set aside before Lauren even got her job offer as things that needed to be stored in boxes for reasons unrelated to moving.

    Very promising, huh?

    It's just that I don't know where to start. I seem to remember that last year, moving was a Big Challenge. I had never organized a cross-country (kind of) move before, so it was fun to prove that I could handle it. It was neat to tell Lauren which boxes things should go in and be right about our system for labeling boxes. It was especially nice to know that Oberlin was covering most of our moving expenses. And it was great that we had both a loft and a dining room that were mostly unused and served as great spaces to stick boxes so that they wouldn't be in our way.

    In fact, last time we packed, we had so much spare room that we managed to house a third person on an air mattress in our living room throughout the entire packing process.

    This time around, it's not new and exciting. This time around, every square inch of space in our apartment gets used daily (or is taken up by the World's Largest Dining Table that the college provided and would not remove). There's nowhere to put packed boxes. We're looking at the definite possibility of having to rearrange the furniture in here to make more room for boxes. Oh yeah, and we have to pay for it all ourselves.

    Anyone wanna come pack up our stuff and/or store our packed boxes for us? We'll love you forever...

    Posted to Miscellaneous at 04:40 PM | Comments (0)

    May 12, 2006

    because content is overrated

    I was going to write this great entry about the Eddie From Ohio concert we went to last night, and about how the average age in the room was around 40, and about the World's Tallest 60-Year-Old Man who sat in front of me, and about how Robbie is a sexy beast, but... That's all I have to say, and that doesn't make for a great entry.

    So instead, links. Mainly products this time, and apparently with quite a snarky attitude. Oops.

  • The best thing I've come across online in a long time is Bed Books, books printed sideways so that they're easy to read while lying on your side. As someone who's been reading in bed for 20 years, I can say this may be the most wonderful invention of all time. Unfortunately, the chances that anything I want to read will ever be printed by them are pretty slim. And also, what if I want to switch to sitting up or lying on my back? I think I'll hold out for some book where the words magically turn whichever way I need them. Still, this is even better than One Page Books, which I came across years ago.

  • I'm not much of a peanut butter and jelly fan, but I do occasionally crave them. And when I do, I make Lauren prepare them for me. This is because it's torture to me to either use 2 knives or to clean the knife well enough to dip it in both containers. The solution appears to be the peanut butter and jelly spreader. It's fairly pointless, but cute. I approve.

  • This shirt could amuse me for hours. That's partly because I can stare at it, trying to match up the reflection and how it works, but it's also partly because I'm fascinated by the psychology of wearing a shirt that suggests you can only love yourself when looking in a mirror. Or that you hate yourself. Or that you both love and hate yourself and want everyone to know it. Or... yeah.

  • I'll take a break from product links for a second here... Apparently, lesbian brains are more like straight male brains than straight female brains when it comes to pheromone reactions. My first reaction to reading that article was "duh?" but I guess it could eventually be a big deal. The thing is, even my grandparents believe that sexual orientation is determined biologically rather than by socialization, so I'm not sure who there is out there who COULD be convinced that isn't already. Oh well.

  • Apparently, it's difficult to keep your coffee hot at work. I wouldn't know, not being a coffee drinker or... well, or someone who works. But someone has invented this USB powered mug warmer. You plug it into your computer and it keeps your mug warm for 30 minutes longer than it would be without it. Maybe I'm naive, as a non-working, non-coffee drinking moron, but wouldn't it be easier to just buy one of those insulated travel mugs? I would worry that every time I picked up my cup, I would jerk the cord and spill everywhere. But like I said, I'm a moron, so who knows.

  • A pet supply company is selling CDs of baby sounds to get your pets used to the noises babies make before yours arrives. I don't know enough about dogs to know whether or not that would be at ALL helpful, but I do know that I'm considering getting one to get Lauren used to the noises, since she doesn't have the "that baby screaming across the room doesn't bother me at all" gene that I seem to have.

  • AfterEllen.com posted an article about next fall's looming lesbian talk show host showdown. Personally, I think she nailed the situation pretty well. I like Ellen, I think she's occasionally funny, and she's not sharing the spotlight with 3 or 4 other jerks. But when it comes down to it, I'll be watching The View because I know Rosie is going to at least mention the EXISTENCE of lesbians once in awhile. And like the author of this article, I'm just thrilled that two lesbians (and a bisexual woman, Megan Mullally) are going to be on daytime TV next year. A halfway decent start.

  • Minnesota hosts a yearly Geek Prom for adults. Nuff said.

  • Operating under the premise that babies' ankles get cold when people pick them up and their pants bunch up, BabyLegs sells baby leg warmers. However, if you look at all the pictures on their website, I'm convinced that the real reason for this creation is to make us want to chow down on cute, fat baby legs (look at that munchkin in the green striped ones!!).

  • And finally... Anyone who saw my room in college saw my wall of nature-ish magazine pictures. Anyone who knows my tastes knows that I'm drawn to anything with trees, stones, and/or moving water. So anyone who saw my room or knows my tastes shouldn't be surprised that I might be willing to sell my own left leg in order to acquire some LivingStones, plush comfy bean-bag-ish things that look like giant stones. I would furnish my entire future house with these things. Unfortunately, the entire site is in French, so I have no idea how much they cost, but I assume it's somewhere between "too expensive for a one-income family who lives in a dorm" and "yeah right, no reasonable human being would pay this much for some pillows."

    That's going to have to do it for now. Sadly light on interesting content, but full of stupid things that I was totally tempted to buy before I came down off my "I need that!" high.

    Posted to Links at 12:42 AM | Comments (1)

    May 10, 2006

    Confronting my past

    As I've mentioned about a million times, right now I'm reading all the BSC books in order. Today I read #32, Kristy and the Secret of Susan. I have to admit that ever since I started this venture, I've been anxious to get to this book, wondering what I'd think of it now.

    When I first read Kristy and the Secret of Susan in 1990, it was the first time I'd heard of autism. I was fascinated. I decided, at 9 years old, that I wanted to work with autistic kids someday. That interest never disappeared. There was something I couldn't put my finger on about autism that made my stomach turn.

    I didn't retain a lot of the actual information in that book, and now that I've reread it, I'm surprised that Ann M. Martin was willing to depict Susan the way she did. For most of the book, it appeared that Susan's life was pretty hopeless. It wasn't until the very end that Kristy understood that just because Susan was too developmentally needy to even go to a special ed day school didn't mean that her parents didn't hold out hope for her life. The book was clear that not all autistic children are savants, that IQ is pretty secondary, and that autistic kids have varying levels of communication abilities. The only thing the book left out, as far as I'm concerned, is how violent autistic kids can be when that's the only way they know how to communicate.

    But somehow, reading it this time while understanding why I was so interested as a kid was a little depressing. A teensy bit of that is because I don't feel that great about having a disability that affects me so much, but more than that, I feel that desperate "no one will ever understand what it's like to be me" feeling that has made me feel so isolated on and off for my entire life. I know that everyone feels that way sometimes, but knowing that I have a disorder that my wife and friends will never really GET can be frustrating.

    I'm glad I reread this book, but I don't think I'll be reading it again any time soon. I'm especially glad that I was introduced to autism this way when I was young, though. It was important for me. It made the whole thing less scary when Aspergers became a reality for me.

    After all, if Ann M. Martin covered it, it couldn't be TOO horrible.

    Posted to Books & Mental Health & Nostalgia at 12:44 PM | Comments (0)

    May 09, 2006

    I've got the all clear

    There are certain secrets I'm really good at keeping, and others that I can't keep to save my life. Any secret that is told to me with the mandate "you can never ever tell anyone" are safe. I try to get clear on whether or not I can tell Lauren (unless she's the one who told me), and then I lock that information away in my brain. I even manage not to think much about it.

    But secrets that are only temporary, secrets with future release dates... No good. If I know that the information I have will get out at a later date, I have to completely remove myself from all human contact in order to keep my mouth shut.

    So that's why no entry for the last week. It was partly because we were at my parents' house, and I didn't really want to tie up either of my parents' computers for very long. It was partly because I was actually pretty busy over the weekend, seeing the city that I love and a few people who I love, too. But mostly, it was because I had a time-sensitive secret that I just KNEW I wouldn't be able to not talk about if I tried to post here.

    But today I've been officially given permission to post this at will.

    We're moving home! Lauren got offered a job at the University of Minnesota as a Residence Director and she accepted. We'll be moving into her first-year hall in late June.

    And as the icing on the cake, the Twin Cities' first Trader Joe's opens later this month.

    I'm a very happy girl. And now, after 3 months of trying NOT to talk about Lauren's job search here, I can resume posting regularly.

    Posted to Minnesota at 08:35 PM | Comments (6)

    May 02, 2006

    Maybe I should buy a nice, soft baby doll to cuddle with for now

    Today I spent 4 1/2 hours in the Cleveland airport. I used that time to burn my tongue on very hot tortilla soup and to reread the first 60 pages of The Kid, Dan Savage's book about adopting his son.

    (Side note: I may love me some BSC, but even I know that it would be really loser-y for a 25-year-old to read BSC books at an airport. Plus, there's no way I could pack enough books to keep in the BSC reading for the next week. Plus I'm still missing #34 and am currently on #30, and am determined to read them in order. So I only brought one Super Special BSC book with me to Minnesota. Now back to the real entry.)

    I also spent that time watching a lot of babies. Now, reading about adoption while watching babies is a fairly lethal combination. Especially when the babies have curly hair and big eyes. In the springtime, which is procreation season.

    I think it's pretty safe to say that my I-wanna-be-a-mommy-NOW instinct is in high gear. Remind me why we're waiting a couple more years again? Even my zaide agrees. My mom was telling him (probably for the 108th time) how bored I am in Oberlin, and my zaide's response was, "So why doesn't she get pregnant now?" When my mom told him that we'd like to be a little more settled first, he said, "Why? People have babies all the time in all circumstances. The time is never exactly RIGHT."

    Yeah, Zaide, you tell 'em.

    Only how badly I feel about all the weight I've put on since we moved to Oberlin and I've done nothing but sit around and eat is keeping me from getting down on my hands and knees and begging Lauren to PLEEEEEEEASE go buy some sperm right NOW so we can start already.

    I think I need to go to bed and think about something else, like banging my head against the wall until I get a job or my plot to take over the world. Seems safer, doesn't it?

    Posted to Nesting at 11:47 PM | Comments (3)

    May 01, 2006

    I didn't mean to stay away so long

    I haven't posted in quite awhile, have I? I've been very busy. I've been busy knitting on the practice piece I used to teach Lauren how to knit, reading a LOT of BSC books, and avoiding thinking about our future. So you can see why I haven't had time to post.

    Actually, though, this past weekend was a very full one. On Friday, Lauren and I went to see Stick It, which I had been looking forward to since January. I'm sad to report that it really wasn't very good. You'd think the combination of stupid teen film, gymnastics routine, and a character who fits my type pretty exactly would make for a good (bad) movie, but it didn't. That won't stop me from Netflixing it when it comes out on DVD, though.

    On Saturday, Lauren and I got up early, went to Black River the moment it opened, got a window table, and ate a very yummy breakfast. I'm an ice cream LOVER, but even I wouldn't have expected a waffle with fresh fruit and vanilla ice cream to be that good. After that, we got the perfect seats and watched the Big Parade. This was only the second time I've been able to make it, and the first time for Lauren, and I'm glad we went.

    We watched the parade, we waited in a 45 minute line for hot dogs, we enjoyed an Oberlin Steel performance, we talked to SarahD, who I haven't seen since August, and then we met up with Lauren's parents, who came to visit for the weekend and sat outside and talked while watching the Israeli dancing ExCo and the donut eating contest. It was a really good Oberlin day, and it reminded me how much I really loved this place as a student.

    Even the insane sunburn I got wasn't enough to ruin my day.

    The rest of the weekend was good, too. We went out to dinner with Lauren's parents in Westlake, and on Sunday Lauren made a two-weeks-early Mothers' Day brunch and then we all went to an OMTA performance.

    And then we died of exhaustion.

    Still, not much that's worth writing about, but I figured it was time to break my almost-two-week silence and say SOMETHING.

    Tomorrow I go back to the Twin Cities while Lauren heads off to an on-campus interview. She's got two back-to-back this week, but since her second one is in the cities, we get to spend the weekend together at my parents' next weekend. I'm fully committed to a visit to the Crema Cafe and Pizza Luce. I'm in full "homesick for Minneapolis in spring" mode, and I plan to take advantage of this last-minute visit.

    Or just sit around my parents' house and enjoy being with family. Whichever.

    Posted to Oberlin at 01:20 PM | Comments (5)

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